WHY GOD MADE MOMS
The answers to the questions were given
by 2nd grade school children!!
My sister-in-law sent me this humorous article and it provided me with the distraction I was in need of. Happy Wednesday!!
Why did God
make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God
make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just
used bigger parts.
What
ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then
they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God
give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's
mom like me.
What kind of a
little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other
stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess
would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom
need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?
Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to
drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your
mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my
mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap
on.
Who's the boss
at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because
dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the
stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to
do than dad.
What's the
difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to
work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the
real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your
friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without
medicine.
What does your
mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it
take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think
some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could
change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room
clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my
sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible
eyes on the back of her head.
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did...
